Hi guys, hope all is well with you all this lovely sunny bank holiday. And if it is sunny why aren't you out on your bikes???.

Well shall i introduce myself? Think I had its only polite isn't it.
I tried to up load a photo on my avatar but it didn't work, so who am I? I look (looked rather) like the girl who played Laura Ingils in Little house on the prairie. But also been told i look like Winnona Ryder...... boys don't get too excited the comment came from an old mate who then said "but now shes sexy, when she was in beetlejuice". So take it as you will, Im me a shorty who's a bit of a nutter and waffler (as you can tell).

I've always loved bikes and always been the pillion. My ex used to take me out on his zx10r which was real fun with no rail to hold onto going offer the yorkshire hills. Were still intouch, but things I'm sad cause Im all excited about going to Donnington on my birthday to watch Motogp and the fact I watch it on tv! My response, it's the next best thing to not having a bike!!!

I will only appear on here a few times so forgive me if you all think Im ignorant. I have no landline where I now live (boston uk for my sins). So can only access during work hours and then Im limited for the type of job i do. Only in today becasue i forgot to get directions for tomorrow.

My fav rider is of course Rossi, and as Tousland is Yorkshire I support him too. So I'm supporting the Yahama Riders even though i like the Kawaski bikes - if that makes sense. Was impressed with birthday boy things weekend - he certainly did come of age. Hope he continues to ride the rest of the season and doesn't do any long term damage.

Anyway I had better shoot, you lot have far better things to do with your time than read war and peace from me.

If you want to know anything else PM me i don't mind everyone welcome.

Halfpint

Welcome to the site, and nice into BTW hope your bosses don't catch you logging in

Welcome to the forum

Just that name strike fond memories of nice cold brews.

Welcome

Thanks guys, so did any of you go wizzing off on your bikes anywhere nice this weekend??

Welcome to the site

What date is your b'day, mines 22nd June which is raceday at donny! Not 100% sure if I've got teh cash to make it this year, as I'm off to watch UFC fighting in June.

Welcome

ignore him. he'll love you as soon as he figures out you are a woman with 'halfpint' as her nickname... takes a while before he gets it

welcome! again, us women are taking over soon HAha!

Mari, women taking over is not a bad thing for us guys your know?

Well Idid wonder at first what the hell I'd done - but then thought about all the cock ups I've done on here since I arrived and the fact I have a football logo as my avatar with sean bean placed nicely infront of it i probably deserved it hahahaha. But hey I can take it. And won't take it to heart, anyway theres always one scatty, nutty, idiot on a site so why not me .

Thanks everyone, oh and Ben my birthday is the 22nd June also, so I shall be celebrating my bday doing something I've always wanted to go to and hopefully watch Rossi cross the line first. On that day i will be the ripe old age of 35 aaaarrrrggghhh think I shall run for the hills now.

So is this site crawling with girls then????!!! Blimey I'm impressed.

Sean Bean - cool.

Sheffield - not in a million years will they ever be cool.

Correct on both accounts hahahaha. I'm 95% blade but was bullied into supporting Chelsea by a mate, who bought me the shirts and two tickets to see em just cause i dog sat for him. But i think I'm allowed a home team and an away team, a team that loses almost every match (seems like it sometimes) and a team that wins 90% of their matches. Then at least most weekends the tv and remote are intact.

yay more forum totty welcome to the site babe

Ta, I think?

So as an heads up who is the forum.....

Geek (who knows the bikes like he made them, and the statistics of every rider ever lived?)
The gossiper (who knows stuff about everyone and the riders)
muppet?
nutter?
dick?
all round nice guy?
all round nice girl (so im not seen as been sexist even though im a woman)?
Longe lizard?
Regular (on a daily/hourly basis)?
Who i need to really suck up to?
The hard nut to crack?

The Forum know it all (in a good way)
one who on a regular basis has the piss took out of them for no apparent reason other than, they ask for it or leave themselves wide open.

Just for fun of course. Or am i'm now falling into the nosey bitch catergory hahahaha

hahaha! some of the members fit those descriptions perfectly!

geek: in a good way, jumkie knows a lot, or at least he makes his post really long and with difficult words, so it looks like he knows a lot. he's a nice guy
muppet: I told curve he was a muppet this week he's kinda sexistic and women-unfriendly, but in a way that it's not offending us ladies (if that makes sence )
all round nice guy: most of the guys are nice! roger, baldy, traverser, jumkie, ben, dazza, haydenfan etc. all nice guys
all round nice girls: we're all lovely girls ofcourse jane (somedamnwriter) is the friendliest tho, cause like she said: she's an admin and has to stay objective
Who i need to really suck up to? ben ofcourse. he owns the forum

one who on a regular basis has the piss took out of them for no apparent reason other than, they ask for it or leave themselves wide open. that would be Pinky why, you ask?! here: http://www.powerslide.net/forum/joke-at-th...roll-t6226.html explains it all

muppet: I told curve he was a muppet this week he's kinda sexistic and women-unfriendly, but in a way that it's not offending us ladies (if that makes sence )


So if Curve is the muppet and and is women- unfriendly whats with all the girly kisses before and after his name. Oh and curve thanks for the new word i have learnt over the last two days. I just thought you'd spelt Knob wrong, turns out n00b is a 'proper' word.

Yes i do communicate in my own primitive language but i think thats to do with being from yorkshire and a sheffielder at that. I also never ever check my grammatical errors and always (well generally) type has i speak. Hense why i dont change my i to I and sometimes myspelling is pants due to the fact my brain can work quicker than my fingers.

I also don't understand algibra in the sense of replacing numbers with letters so you wont see any of that, however i am quite willing to learn m8.

And as i took time out to google the new word, incase i looked a plank for laughing at you not able to spell Knob then technically I'm not actually a n00b or a chav (which is what they sound like) cause i'm willing to learn.

Now does that make it 1 - 0 to me?

Well thank you Mari. I think Curve's a pretty nice guy. Ya, right!

you 4got to mention me ?

i got a lot of isuess that need a resolve but most i keep to me sen as not to offend ect......
glad you on the forum,keep posting and repling to the barmy ones.....its a top laff.with many banter...no offence is ment (well i hope not)

great site many chums ere with the same passion...intrest.

p.s H.F dont do sticky !!!!!!!! so rib to fuck
oh eck jam on tongue its all red an sticky !!!!!
only jokin my mate

Glad to know I'm in the company of a right bunch of nutters, seems like I shall kick my slippers off and lay back on the sofa, here to stay, already feels like home.